A specter haunts ICQ. Like clockwork the slow dragging of its feet and its woeful moans from the infinite depths of despair trail the hallways, corridors, and into the chatrooms. This transparent image of the past brings with it the vestiges of a cryptic language that wouldve been long lost, if it were ever found. Habitually, and for eternity, it is condemned to repeat the same actions and discoveries over again each day. Obscured in the thick fog of time, this creature bearing the shape and form of man revives mysticism and occultism as weapons to obstruct the sight of the contemporary. It struggles to find rest by achieving glory through the supposed sophistication of its dark system. It has concocted its own poison, which it claims will shed light on all the living and the dead. In reverence and awe the deceived fall before that which they do not understand, for it is something that cannot be perceived in darkness. And darkness is the sole ingredient.
The System of Useless Labels Bearing no Insight or Application (SULBNIA) serves one purpose, and one purpose alone. It is to shroud this ghastly specter in darkness and mysticism, provoking allegiance from those who wish to cling to the intangible and the contradictory. It provides a pre-made yet crudely contrived chart so that common people can ignore the tedious task of thinking for themselves. The insidious poison infiltrates the veins through the organs of fear and intimidation, bypassing the instrument of reason altogether and perpetuating an archaic system of self-sacrafice and idol worhsip. It works by robbing individuals of their integrity and dignity, reducing man to an intellectually barren and servile creature.
A ray of light is piercing through the mist and darkness that has haunted our international community for 8 years. The powerful nations of Great britain, Russia, and the United States have overlooked their differences and united against a common threat to the human soul. With the virgin island of Australia decimated, we are free to focus our efforts to overthrow the fear and trembling that plague the common conscious and prepare for a brighter future for all mankind by restoring the ability of individuals to stand on their own mind, outside the confines of a homemade chart. No longer shall we be the subjects of crude ghosts and barbaric systems.
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