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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

On the Motion of the Heavens by chelseaRant


Her radiance illuminated the world. She was acquainted with literature, medicine, science, and philosophy. She knew the purpose of life and existence. She spoke with God. Boethius, Sartre, Descartes, Plato, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, and Schopenhauer: she read them all decades ago and promptly forgot. She started life in naïve bliss, like the rest of us, but pedantically studied the universe, pondering the theological problem of pain for long hours into gloomy nights. Rising from infant ignorance she climbed to the summits of knowledge and soared the heights of wisdom, only to fall back full circle and plummet to her current resting place. Her name is Ka, the setting sun.

Ka would have a lot of important philosophical and scientific contributions to share with us, if only she could remember them. One thing she does remember is that there is a god, and lots of really smart people had lots of really good reasons for thinking so. Settled with the conviction of her divine duty, she posts herself up as an inexhaustible dispenser of catholic catechisms in obscure atheist chatrooms. With expert dexterity she recalls passages of the bible condemning homosexuality and lust. With anxious expectation and relish she warns nonbelievers about hell.

A pale streak of light trails in her wake, a whisper softly spoken. The only object left illuminated by her presence. Absorbing the light of other celestial bodies, the one called SophSpoken responds kindly to the last touch of her warm rays on his lonely existence. With unmatched gallantry, he streaks across the sky like a shooting star, racing to assist in her defense and restore glory to the guiding light of christianity. And so as the earth continues to spin on its axis in defiance of the catholic church, with a violent splash of red the sun will set on another pair of empty promises, leaving not a memory or a trace.

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