Illegally Brunette by Truu

       In a small, backward town on the banks of the Mississippi River, a large baby girl was born by the name of Samantha.  Samantha was a fickle child and often ate her parents out of house and home as she was exceedingly obese for her age.  By the age of 7 she was bullying her fellow classmates at school for their food, she recalls this with a look of pleasant satisfaction on her face, "They were so nice to give me their lunches!"  As she grew older and larger she realized the world was not kind to those who are obese, she had to get in good with people somehow, she formulated a rather simple but workable plan, her chance came to implement this strategy came in middle school.


       In her middle school years she became known as "Sam, the sociable fat girl who would have sex with you".  That was her plan, be sociable and be easy, the plan may have been simple and lacked honor, but it worked.  Sam was a social genius and manipulator all throughout middle and high school, manipulating the desire for sex in men by being extremely easy and sociable with them so she could attain friends and sex.  Although she was successful in making friends, one notices from communication with Sam that she most likely did not understand that the males only used her for sex and had no desire to associate with her noxious personality or her vapid, superficial charm.


       As Sam graduated from high school her extreme  narcissistic delusions only grew, to the point where she no longer could tell them apart from the truth.  She started to outright deny any possible hint at her being even a miniscule amount overweight, she became arrogant, even more so than she had been.  She's developed an explicit case of cognitive dissonance as well, examples of this can be seen in the ICQ chat rooms she frequents such as #atheism and #music.  Perhaps the most extreme showcase of her cognitive dissonance is when she stated once "I don't talk to ugly people, It's kind of a rule" but then, Sam engaged in an emotionally fueled, long winded rant on the topic of money and true love just the day after, her position being true love is all that mattered.  Chatters that disagreed with her were decried as being shallow and only caring about money, the irony and example of her cognitive dissonance is that these statements came from the same Sam who refuses to speak with those she deems ugly.


       Now, Sam is in college, she still frequents ICQ as she has done since she was 12 years old*, and her egoist and narcissistic beliefs still maintain control over her.  Earlier this year, Jaith (David) traveled to Chicago to meet Sam, a longtime chat friend.  Jaith (David) lives in Toulouse, a city in southern France.  Originally intended to be merely a meeting of longtime chatters, it turned to be something more, David and Sam quickly fell in love while together and commenced to have copious amounts of sex whenever able to do so.  Since that time Sam has made it a habit of speaking extensively about her undying love for David as well as describing their sexual acts extensively and in an extremely graphic manner.  In all, Sam is a very interesting character, from her early life as an obese small town baby, to a big city, narcissistic, insipid, obese woman that wishes to be an opera singer despite having the voice of a dying moose unable to breathe.  The unfortunate fact is that Sam is not unique though, there are millions of people just like her in this world, vapid and stupid people who care not for anything other than their limited and extremely biased beliefs about themselves, the world, and others.

 "i look pretty in the picture even though im making a funny face which goes to show i have a sense of humour:)" - Sam's response to this article, note how she notices her appearance, another strong NPD indicator.

     
       *This clear violation of ICQ policy was an early indicator of developing NPD.